ATTENTION. PAY ATTENTION. TION. TEN-TION…

Lost class time:

• 5 days as 180 days. 2.15 minutes beginning, end, so 4.5 minutes a day
• 4.5*180=810 minutes
• Class is 43 minutes long. (3 minutes for half periods during the day)
• 810/43=18.837 days
• 18.837/5=3.767 weeks
• 180/5=36 weeks of school year
• 36/3.767 = 9.556% of school year lost to settling in and prepping for end of class

Work = F(orce) x D(istance)

Distance Walked: 5 miles.

Backpack: 29lbs = Γ

Pizza: 1200 calories = χ

(5 broke pencils)x(17 crumpled sheets of paper)x(200 key strokes per minute)x(71 beats per minute) = Δ

Σ(ΓΔχ)=Ω

Ω=F

Written by Bryce Rammler-Young, illustrated by Elizabeth DiFiore.