ESOTERIC – Part 3

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ATTENTION. PAY ATTENTION. TION. TEN-TION…

Lost class time:

  • 5 days as 180 days. 2.15 minutes beginning, end, so 4.5 minutes a day
  • 4.5*180=810 minutes
  • Class is 43 minutes long. (3 minutes for half periods during the day)
  • 810/43=18.837 days
  • 18.837/5=3.767 weeks
  • 180/5=36 weeks of school year
  • 36/3.767 = 9.556% of school year lost to settling in and prepping for end of class

Work = F(orce) x D(istance)

Distance Walked: 5 miles.

Backpack: 29lbs = Γ

Pizza: 1200 calories = χ

(5 broke pencils)x(17 crumpled sheets of paper)x(200 key strokes per minute)x(71 beats per minute) = Δ

Σ(ΓΔχ)=Ω

Ω=F


Written by Bryce Rammler-Young, illustrated by Elizabeth DiFiore.

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